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Gorgeous Skin Care Finds

2009 November 25

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CLICK TO PLAY EPISODE for awesome skin care AND and update on the Big Pink Dildo couple. Yes, yes, we cover you from head to, um, toe! Yeah that’s it. Toe.

So, first The Skinny! It’s a members-only site offering exclusive deals on top shelf skin care and spa treatments. You can become a member to get these deals–just click here and tell them the ladies sent you.

As a member you can purchase high-end skin care products and spa treatments at big discounts.They have educational videos and personalized recommendations to help you find the products to keep your skin glowing. You’ll find brands like 100% Pure, Lisa Hoffman Beauty, Dermaquest and Perricone MD at up to 75% off. They were recently featured on Daily Candy as well.

Tell them theladies@askladybrain.com sent you! And then tell your friends.

I rub my duckie

Now, for the dildo update. We found a rubber ducky that is a vibrator too. You can clean it, leave it out and never have your nosy neighbor be worse for the wear. Fun for the whole family! Well, the adults in your family. Lauren found it on her virgin trip to Good Vibes.

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New Episode: He wants me to get a boob job..

2009 November 24

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Hi Ladies!  I’m a mother of two beautiful boys, both of whom nursed ‘til the cows came home.   My boobs are beyond saggy, duh, and my husband is now suggesting I look into breast augmentation surgery.  HE’S suggesting!  I don’t know whether to begin searching for a great plastic surgeon or knee him in the nuts.

Well, the nuts are a good way to end the conversation, since he’ll be squealing in pain–but you might miss out on a good explanation for this suggestion! It may not just be about attaining supermodel size jugs. Listen to our advice on this one!

c. NYT

Part 2: Cougars, meet your cubs! Apparently the newest thing in NYC are Cougar/cub meetups. And the cubs are in the majority. Listen in to hear why!

You can even read more from the NYTimes article we cite, here.

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New Episode: How to have a drama-free Thanksgiving!

2009 November 23

 

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Dear Lady Brain,

The holidays are upon us and what that means to me and my husband is familial DRAMA.  I can’t plan a Thanksgiving menu without my mother-in-law’s constant contributions. She’s a terrible cook, by the way.  The rest of the year we keep our distance–for good reason. How do I get through Thanksgiving without killing a loved one?

Save the drama for the theater, dahlink! Click to hear our advice on how to make for a peaceful time with the family.

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

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Lost your bird?

2009 November 22
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Best sign ever!

Check out the Huffington Post for more great lost pet signs. “Here chicky chicky, here….!”

For a hilarious Lady Brain episode that answers the question on the mind of every pet owner: “I have a dog who goes everywhere with me. Is it weird to get ‘intimate’ with my date if my pet’s in the room ?” click here!

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Episode alert: Camel Toe–feeling groovy?

2009 November 21

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CLICK TO PLAY EPISODE: Camel Toe–What do you know about the toe?

Camel Toe is the ultimate in the great divide–whether you’re for it or against it be aware, you can smooth it out down there!  In the days of hairless vulvas, things can get a little–let’s just say– “groovy.” So in this episode we suggest a few hip ways to stay comfortable (and possibly avoid a nasty yeast infection–how sexy are those?!).

Check out Cuchini (pictured here) for one solution to keep it super-smooth, ladies.

Or another option…just don’t wear any undies–but that’s a whole other show!

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New Episode: Ever been asked if you’re pregnant–and you’re not!?

2009 November 19

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CLICK TO PLAY EPISODE: How to respond (helpful hints for hubby too!)

Dear Lady Brain,

What do you say to someone who asks if you’re pregnant and you’re not? Completely ruined my day! Then to add insult to injury, I told my husband about it and he just shrugged his shoulders. Now I want to tear both their heads off.

Hear the ladies’ advice!

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New Episode: Dating a woman who could be my mom (11/14 pt 2)

2009 November 18

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Will it become an issue if the relationship continues?

Dear Lady Brain,

I am dating another woman who is 13 years older. I have no problem with it now, do you think that it will become one later if the relationship continues? I can tell that she is worried a little.

Comments of mothering me and of taking advantage have slipped out, and I have addressed it only to be told that it is nothing. But we are, as I can tell very comfortable with each other.

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New Episode: Most Embarrassing moments (11/14, pt 3)

2009 November 16

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CLICK TO PLAY EPISODE to hear the most embarrassing moments EVER (it will make you feel good in comparison) plus a note on procrastination!

We read our listeners’ most embarrassing moments, many involving underwear. Plus scroll down if you want to ready a doozy of an embarrassing moment that just was too long to put in the show. Involving blood, private parts and the men’s locker room!

If you don’t have time to listen to the show, read below for your dose of embarrassing/horrifying submitted by a male listener:

“So, I was 25, living in Palm Beach Florida, and was whoring around and doing blow with the best of them because “scarface” was recently released and it was the thing to do.  I was beginning to feel a little dirty about myself and wondering if that itch in my penis was real or imagined, the result of that tryst I had last night with Patty Bowman(yes the girl who cried rape with that Kennedy kid years later)  So I’m at the gym and was pretty much preoccupied the entire workout with imagined pus streaming from my penis and which free clinic I would go to immediately after  this so my family doctor wouldn’t know about the “real” me.

I went to the locker room and took off my shirt, gym shorts and tighty whities, which are excellent to work out in no matter what anyone says, and dropped them to the ground and flicked them up in my hands with my foot.  That’s when I noticed the BLOOD!  Fuck!.. I knew it!!  I ran to the mirror with the sinks where everyone shaves, and that one creepy guy always runs the hair dryer on his pubes. Was it from my penis?  I was in such a panic I climbed upon the vanity, crouching down a little so my head wouldn’t hit the ceiling and proceeded to stretch my balls from left to right, up and down, even opening up my pee hole to see if somehow it sneaked out of there.

There was only one place left, my asshole.  I vaguely remember her giving me a rim job, and putting an end to it when I needed to fart.  At least I respected her that much.  I spun around and spread my cheeks to the mirror, and craned my neck around, completely unaware of the crowd that had gathered.  The pubic hair dryer man seemed annoyed that he was no longer the center of attention and even turned off his dryer to find out what I was doing.  I was in a panic, but my asshole was fine.  I looked down in sadness and defeat as to the source of this devil blood.  That’s when I noticed the cut on my foot from banging in to the free weights that I hadn’t noticed.    I swam at the Y for the rest of the summer and moved to California in the fall.”

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If you want disgusting…

2009 November 13
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centipede

It came from within

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Sara calls in to describe the large pore in her back and the giant “centipede” that comes out of it. This is one zit you have to shut your eyes to see!

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New Episode: Meet the Rookie Moms

2009 November 12
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Click to play episode: Ever take a look at that new bundle of joy you  recently gave birth to (or contributed sperm to) and realize you have NO idea what to do with him or her? Well, there’s an answer to that question, and it’s in the form of two very wise, and very sane women who somehow found time in the middle of all that mommy stuff to write  about it.  Whitney Moss and Heather Gibbs Flett are co-authors of the indispensible parenting blog located at RookieMoms.com. Their book, The Rookie Mom’s Handbook, includes 250 activities to do with (and without!) your baby, and is available on Amazon.com.

We interviewed these ladies and got lots of tips on how to handle new mommy-dom, including: what to do when your breast milk spurts across the room, how to get your baby in the car when the a-hole next to you has parked too close to let you get your car seat back in, and other useful tidbits. Their Mama Milestone chart was designed to mark the accomplishments on the little stuff that can be a really big deal–even for women who may be accomplished power brokers in their professional lives. Things like simply. leaving. the. house. Take a listen!

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